Sisterhood of Snarky Stampers #150 - X is for X-rated Christmas

What would December be without a naughty challenge over at the Sisterhood of Snarky Stampers?

This year out theme is X-rated Christmas (if you are easily offended, why are you still here?)

Of course, the X-rated bit is the fact that he's smoking a pipe - nasty, dangerous habit that! Anything else you read into it is entirely in your own mind (and mine).

The image is from  the now-defunct KennyK  designs, coloured with Promarkers,  and I produced the sentiment on the computer.  The background is meant to look like a leg in fishnet stockings, but the card that looked a perfect flesh pink on a dark, gloomy afternoon looks a much harsher pink in proper light. As if the wearer, perhaps, has has a few more proseccos than is strictly advisable. I embossed the card using a smocking effect folder with black ink dabbed over the raised surfaces.