Monday 8 August 2016

A highly inappropriate card

Edna has really pulled out all the stops for us this time at the Sisterhood of Snarky Stampers and come up with a real humdinger of a challenge - I for Inappropriate  (I'm having one heck of a job spelling that word and it isn't even wine o'clock yet).

I've got some pretty inappropriate sentiment stamps, but  after a hilarious two hours  *ahem* five minutes perusing a Pinterest search for "inappropriate humour" I decided to generate my sentiment on the computer instead. I'd intended to use it with one of the images from Joanna Sheen's "Viva La Divas" CD, so I edited the sentiment, already pretty inappropriate, that came with the image, printed it out - and then decided to just chop the words off and use them with a stamped image instead. It sometimes happens that way, doesn't it? The plans are heading off in one direction and the inspiration is steaming away in quite the opposite.

Anyway, I teamed it with this stamped image, a Crafters Companion one which I think is called Scruffy Little Cat, and some background paper from my stash which I think I must have printed off from a CD about 500 years ago because I can't remember which.


And now I have absolutely no idea who I could send it to - perhaps a girlfriend who had just split up from her man and needed some advice on how to choose the next?

Disclaimer - this card was absolutely NOT inspired by remembering the news headlines earlier this year that a certain blonde, leggy supermodel had married an obscenely wealthy and extremely old press magnate <expires in fit of coughing>.

I am absolutely BURSTING with ideas for this theme, but I'm a bit idea-rich and time-poor at the moment - I hope to get chance to do my full three entries to this time's challenge but I can't make any promises.

14 comments:

Barb said...

A really fun card Jane. Your image looks a bit like her to hehe! Barbxx

Liz said...

This really made me smile. xx

Donna said...

Woot woot woot
Love your card for the I is for Inappropriate challenge Jane!
Thanks for coming back to the sisterhood xxoo

Dotty Jo said...

Excellent - sooooo funny! Thanks for playing along with the Sisterhood, Jo x

cotnob said...

A fabulous card Jane, a gorgeous image and great sentiment.
Pauline
x

Jane Willis said...

Like *cough* who? I can't think who you could possibly mean!

crafty-stamper said...

fabulous image and sentiment and great B.paper
carol x

Cara said...

No idea who on earth you could have been inspired by ;-) great card and brilliant sentiment! Cara x

Lindsey said...

Absolutely inappropriate Jane! And that's what we love you. :) Perfect image and sentiment. Thanks for joining the fun at the Sisterhood of Snarky Stampers!

Oh You Made Me Ink said...

Love it! So funny, yet so "true"!

Mimi said...

Oh yeah... nodding in agreement with your fictional and coincidental card/sentiment!

Majo said...

Absolutely inappropriate and brilliant! Thanks for joining our fun at the Sisterhood of Snarky Stampers!

Majo - DT ♥

Chelle (PhotoArt/MaybeCreative) said...

Great job. Love the sentiment with the image. You can send it to any friend... I am sure they will laugh. Thanks for being inappropriate with the Snarky Sisterhood.

Lynne Mizera said...

BAAAA! HAAAA! HAAAA! SNORT! Giggle... wheeeeze.... this is WONDERFUL! I am sooo making one just like it for myself and I have the PERFECT person to give it too... grin! I am so glad you are officially a Sister now because I LOVE how your brain works! Grin Thank you for sharing your awesomeness with us over at the Sisterhood of Snarky Stampers for the "I" is for Inappropriate Challenge.